Fidel's compassion

Avman · Newbie Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Posts: 40 Status: **Offline**

Kathleen's dear friend, Fidel the murderous dictator Castreaux, exploited a world wide woman's recognition day by announcing that he was giving each home a rice cooker.

How nice that Fidel thought of women enough to keep them in the kitchen. Each home will get their very own rice cooker, can you believe it? It's theirs to use as they see fit, as long as they take care of it and return it in good condition, and of course pay the rental fee.

In typical leftist commie democrat fashion, Fidel's compassion turned into a money maker. For only $9 a ticket, you could attend a seminar on how to use the rice cooker, hosted by Fidel Castreaux. The average Cuban lives off of $8 a month.

In the seminar, Fidel explains that you mix 3 cups of rice with 3 cups of water, stir the rice, put a lid on it, and push the button. Twenty minutes later, the rice is done. The seminar lasts approximately 1 minute, but add the time that it takes to get in and find a seat, you could spend at least an hour at the seminar and make the most of your 1 month + salary.

It is unknown at this time if it is a requirement to attend the seminar to getting your own rice cooker that you could use for a period of time.

AWE · Newbie Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Posts: 55 Status: **Offline**

Wow.. I wonder if the Repubilcan Women would fall for that fundraising scheme (JOKE)

fred · Newbie Joined: Apr 06, 2005 Posts: 2 Status: **Offline**

Fidel and compassion, worlds in collision. The guy is a third world thug.